March 2012
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me: hi i'd like to place an order
dominos: okay what can i get for you
me: uhm hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni right?
my empty apartment:
me: yeah we'll get a large pepperoni
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February 2012
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devil music: never stop running suicide is bullshit believe in who you are you are worth it take no one's shit okay you are amazing
accepted music: you a stupid hoe i get high yeah i smoke weed so what fuck the haters i is who i is you can't control me
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
Me: I think I broke my leg…
Danny Worsnop: You need a doctor, baby, you scared?
Me: Can you drive me to the ER, or?
Danny: You need a doctor, baby, you scared?
Me: Are you going to take me, orrr?
Danny: YOU SCAAAAAARED?!?!? YOUUUU NEED A DOCTOR, BABY?! YOU SCAAAHEHEGEGEGWHERED, YEAH?!?!
Me: ………
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